am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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