so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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