I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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