KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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