the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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