Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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