Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
