school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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