so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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