Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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