i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
