Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
