I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
