I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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