therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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