Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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