Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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