what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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