I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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