It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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