we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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