i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
