This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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