North Korea, Best Korea!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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