I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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