This girl is more easily done than said...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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