I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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