That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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