I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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