I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Even my vagina gasped.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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