i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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