He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
