did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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