Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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