I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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