her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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