Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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