there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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