Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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