he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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