I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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