We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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