i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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