no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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