Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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