So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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