Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
