DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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