you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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