she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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